Shinesty The Coney Islands Hot Dog Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear with Fly – Comfortable MicroModal Boxer Briefs
$29.99
Availability: 15 in stock
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Product Description
You bring the weiner, we’ve got your bun. Introducing the Coney Islands, our all-new hot dog Ball Hammock pouch underwear with fly. We called these babies the Coney Islands for one simple reason. Place you’re weiner and tots in these hot dog print boxer briefs and you’ve got a tropical destination for your dong. That’s because ultra soft MicroModal material keeps your buns dry so they don’t get bbq’ed in the summer heat. And the bonafide ball pouch is like a bun for your boys, keeping ’em situated all day long. Whether you’re packing a Ballpark frank or Polish sausage, these weiner-whispering pouch underwear make your bulge look so big, girls gonna want a hot dog REAL BAD. Just make sure you use the proper condom-ents…
Softest Fabric Around — Luxury 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex is moisture wicking and breathable.
All Modal is not equal. Our proprietary knitting process gives you a more sumptuous Modal per square inch for a softer, better fitting, and more durable product than the competition.
How it Fits — Perfectly, with an even and lightly compressive fit through the legs to prevent ride up, plus extra space and support for the twins. If you’re between sizes or want more support, we recommend sizing down.
Measurements — 6″ inseam (15 cm)
More Features — Quick-access Fly, Anti-Ride Up Legs, Tagless, Silky-Soft Waistband
Size Chart:
XS — Pants Size: 24-27″ / Waist (in): 23-26″ / Hips (in): 29-32″
S — Pants Size: 28-31″ / Waist (in): 27-30″ / Hips (in): 33-36″
M — Pants Size: 32-35″ / Waist (in): 31-34″ / Hips (in): 37-40″
L — Pants Size: 36-39″ / Waist (in): 35-38″ / Hips (in): 41-44″
XL — Pants Size: 40-44″ / Waist (in): 39-43″ / Hips (in): 45-48″
2XL — Pants Size: 45-49″ / Waist (in): 44-48″ / Hips (in): 49-52″
Product Details
Enjoy a playful and comfortable approach to everyday underwear with Shinesty’s The Coney Islands Hot Dog Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear with Fly. Crafted from luxurious 95% MicroModal and 5% Spandex, these boxer briefs are designed to be ultra-soft, moisture-wicking, and breathable, ensuring your buns stay dry and comfortable even during hot summer days. The proprietary knitting process enhances the fabric’s softness, durability, and fit, providing a luxurious feel that lasts wash after wash. The unique hot dog print adds a fun, tropical twist, making these briefs as eye-catching as they are comfortable.
The design features a perfect fit with a lightly compressive feel through the legs to prevent ride-up and an extra spacious ball pouch that comfortably accommodates your package. The quick-access fly offers convenience, while the anti-ride-up leg design keeps the underwear in place throughout the day. The silky-soft waistband provides additional comfort, making these briefs ideal for active wear or lounging. With a 6-inch inseam, they offer ample coverage without sacrificing mobility. Whether you’re packing a classic hot dog or a more substantial sausage, these briefs elevate your daily underwear game with a fun twist.
Available in multiple sizes, from XS to 2XL, these boxer briefs are tailored to fit a range of waist and hip measurements. For a snugger fit or additional support, consider sizing down. Designed to combine comfort, style, and a touch of humor, Shinesty’s The Coney Islands underwear is perfect for those who want to stand out and stay comfortable all day long.
Features:
- Softest Fabric: 95% MicroModal and 5% Spandex for moisture-wicking and breathability
- Luxurious Material: Proprietary knitting process for a softer, better fitting, and more durable product
- Perfect Fit: Lightly compressive with extra space for comfort and support
- Quick-Access Fly: Convenient for quick and easy use
- Anti-Ride Up Legs: Designed to stay in place during active wear
- Tagless Design: Eliminates itching and irritation
- Silky-Soft Waistband: Provides comfort and a secure fit
Shipping & Pickup Info
When to Expect Your Order
Most items are delivered within 5-7 business days of your order.
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3–5 Day Shipping: $9.99
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